I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

Have a great weekend! I hope your code behaves the same on Monday as it did on Friday.

A horse walks into a bar. "Hey", the Bartender says. "Sure", the horse replies.

"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

Your momma is so fat, you need to switch to NTFS to store a picture of her.

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?" "Yeah," reply the bytes. "Make us a double."